Top of the morning to ya, laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to Turbo Dismount!
Ooh, lots of death lined up for today! Where the hell am I going to do this? Should we go down through the middle? Go, Turkey Bird! Yes! Yes! Ye- [gets annihilated by a bus and a truck] Ah-ha-ha, shit! I thought I was good!
Ok, THIS is the kind of level that deserves fisrt person. Oh, god... OH, GOD, TURKEY BIRD! Turkey, save me! OH, TURKEY, I BELIEVE! [smack] AHAHAHAHA! That didn't work!
'Kay, the shopping trolley is skinnier. Plus, I like to look at my feet before I die, it soothes my soul.